It was a bright sunny day on Earth, but that doesn't matter because Star Fox isn't in the Milky Way, but rather the Lylat System.

Star Fox was all flying around in his Arwing and stuff when suddenly Star Wolf appeared and was like "NO" and Star Fox was like "lol hi" and Star Wolf went "ASL?" and Star Fox was like "lol i been arund since teh snes days n00bl3tt3s4uc3!!"

Finally Slippy slipped into his bed with Falco and they did it doggy style... which is ironic because Slippy is a frog and Falco is a bird. They can't do it doggy style. LOL SILLY!! DOGGY STYLE IS FOR DOGS!!

Then suddenly Star Wolf shot a laser at Star Fox and Star Fox dodged and flew around and stuff while Star Wolf shot more lasers and Star Fox continued to dodge until Andross finally flew along in his awesome metal plate face that shoots metal plates and went "hi guys asl?" and Star Wolf and Star Fox stopped and yiffed.

Peppy observed from afar, disgusted and cringing. Then from behind came Pigma.
"Long time no see, Peppy ol' pal!"
Peppy turned around and finally snapped.
"I'm the only dang (I'm hit) respectable and perfectly intact character left in the series! The rest of you have turned into lamearse pigs!" and Pigma took that as a compliment and bent over for Peppy to hit it.

He did not fall into temptation the slightest however. Peppy was right about being awesomer than the rest and being the only cool character left in the series. He pulled out a belt fed machinegun and started blasting Pigma in the rear end, making bloody bacon out of him. He then lit him up with a flamethrower and ate him.
"Mmm! Just like your father!"

With a press of a button, the Great Fox was set to auto destruct mode and Peppy took off and the Great Fox blew up and killed Rob (poor Rob... now he can't confirm anybody's "locations" to send "supplies") and Peppy in his awesomer Arwing saw Krystal and flew into her making her splat, then Katt then Bill then Leon then pressed B and used a bomb to blow up Slippy and Falco making them explode twice at the same time.

Then Star Fox and Star Wolf saw Peppy coming along so Peppy said "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'M SICK OF THESE MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE!" and kicked them out of their Arwings and they fell into space for eternity. Space is a big pit that has gravity. This is evident in Star Fox 64 when you're in space and you slowly drop lower when you got no wings left having to fight gravity with the stick.

Andross looked to Peppy and was like "Yes." and Peppy was like "Ya." and they faught and Peppy won.

THE END!!