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Started off awesome, great premise, was very different and interesting, and then it crapped the bed, became a cookie cutter story, and threw everything it spent the first half of the movie building up out the window as soon as the glitch girl happened.

Wasted potential. *3/10. Way to kill something that coulda been a really exciting and thrilling over-the-top action comedy by turning it into a "by the book" boring formulaic movie by not exploring all the possibilities of your unique setting and forcing yourself to one small little detail that could have been shortened to be a minor point in a large grand scale plot involving the entire arcade, with an actual sense of urgency for the main character instead of having myself snore while he just wrecks every situation like its nothing.

BOOOORIIIIIINNNNGGGGG.

Did you guys even try?!


Heck, even the characters suck, and they seem to switch their disposition on a whim. A lot of the crap isn't even explained either. Like, how on earth does Turbo dude turn into that bug thing in the end? And like. why do the other racers in the candy game hate the glitch girl? They're given zero reasons to, but they're cool with her after she wins the race? It makes no bloody sense.


Also the Nesquik Sand scene was completely unnecessary and the movie would have been exactly the same without it, except the love relationship wouldn't have happened, which woulda had no effect on the movie anyways.

Disney sucks.



*8/10 before candy-land happened

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evilmeep Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Howdy Yart.
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Yart Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014
ohi
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evilmeep Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What's shaking big dog?
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Yart Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
probably a paint can shaker.

someone should turn that thing off.
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flandrescarlet500 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  New member
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flandrescarlet500 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  New member
Hey!
What you up to?
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Yart Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014
job hunting and boring things. you?
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flandrescarlet500 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  New member
Playing SaiDaioujou trying not to get distracted by the Hina wallpaper.
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Yart Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014
oic

You beat Dai-ou-jou yet?
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JonathanTheSmex Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
Dammit, I thought you were dead.
So glad that's not the case. :iconmanlytearsplz:
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Yart Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
I'm not the same Yart as even a year ago. Don't expect the same shenanigans.
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JonathanTheSmex Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
Wait, what.
I wasn't expecting anything.
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Yart Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014
k.

What's up?
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RaikoHorikawadrummer Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014
(F.R.I.E.N.D.S.)
=Fight alongside you
=Respect you
=Involve you
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Send this to all your friends and me if I'm one. Hug 
If you get 4 back you are liked, but if you get 7 back then you are seriously loved.
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RaikoHorikawadrummer Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
you know what would be cool?
a CAVE RP site!
I just thought of it before.
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Yart Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
I slowly remove my laser bomb.
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RaikoHorikawadrummer Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
what?
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Yart Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
Oh baby your bullets are making me hard now. I've fully erected my laser.
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RaikoHorikawadrummer Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014
guess what i was listening to?
hibachi!
i cant get it out of my head!
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KJB-Believer-2014 Featured By Owner May 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fav ^.^
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RaikoHorikawadrummer Featured By Owner May 11, 2014
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Yart Featured By Owner May 21, 2014
Pretty good! I like the second one.
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RaikoHorikawadrummer Featured By Owner May 21, 2014
me too!
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striderdan Featured By Owner May 8, 2014
Meow
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RaikoHorikawadrummer Featured By Owner May 7, 2014
By the way I am the leader of the DonPachi Corps and Evac-Industry/HIVAC.
Which means I can call for Hibachi and Evaccaneer Doom for back-up anytime.
What does this make me? XD
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